Email signature fine print + don't print this email!
It cracks me up when I get the emails with fine print at the bottom. Here’s an example of one I have received.
"Privileged/Confidential Information may be contained in this message. If you are not the addressee indicated in this message (or responsible for delivery of the message to such person), you may not copy or deliver this message to anyone. In such case, you should destroy this message and kindly notify the sender by reply email. Please advise immediately if you or your employer does not consent to email for messages of this kind. Opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to the official business of the CompanyName companies shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by it. CompanyName companies are a member of CompanyName For more information on our business ethical standards and Corporate Responsibility policies please refer to our website at *deleted*”
Who would bother notifying the sender, as they say? hee har!
The other one I like is the guilt trip about printing the email. In my work, I print a lot of emails. I have to keep a paper trail for lots of the communication I receive. I don’t have a whole lot of choice about printing some emails. Here’s my favorite signature guilt trip I have seen:
"SAVE PAPER! Before printing this email STOP and think: is it necessary?"
I like to think that no one prints emails they don’t need to print, but I suppose this signature is speaking to the people who print needlessly.
We have recycling bins at work. When I started here I was excited to see they were recycling, but as soon as I expressed this I was told they don’t. The stuff from those bins goes in the garbage too. So I recycle! I bring in a reusable grocery bag and put all the junk paper I come across into it. On Fridays I bring it home & when we go to the recycling station Sunday morning, it goes too.
One of the sales guys at work promissed the three of us in my department PF Chang’s for lunch today. I have a back up noodle bowl because he’s not a man of his word (obviously, he’s a salesman). He hasn’t even been in yet, I’m sure he forgot all about it.
My birthday is a week from yesterday. My boyfriend has something planned that is secret. Last night I asked “so what do you feel like doing a week from today?” He played along and said “Oh I was thinking we could OH WAIT HEY!” acting as if I almost got him to tell me the plans. He’s so cute & funny :)
His mom got a new DVR so we’re going over there tonight to help set it up. I used to have one, so the idea is I can set it all up and show her how to find things.
*News Flash* The sales guy called and told me to place the food order for our lunches!! OMG *faint*
No reason for another blog. I have a livejournal, wordpress stuffz and more so why am I here?
eh who knows?
I went to the doctor yesterday because I have a lingering ick. Mucus, but not a ton of congestion. Also my boyfriend had a sinus infection, so something is going through me. They did a throat culture and gave me some prescriptions. I got the antibiotic filled, but not the mucinex, I have other decongestants already.
I told the doctor I didn’t want penicillin or Z pack because the first doesn’t agree with me and the latter doesn’t work. So what does she give me, penicillin. I’m taking it and seeing what happens. It never made me sick or anything horrible, just a rash or something annoying. It reminds me of why I don’t go to hair salons anymore…no one listens.